An old man turned ninety-eight, he won the lottery .. and died the next day :\ It's a black fly in your Chardonnay, it's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it [ I R O N I C ] .. don't you think ?


It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures -


It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams .. and then meeting his beautiful wife x)
And isn't it ironic .. don't you think ?




Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out ,,(: